Tear Me Apart

This Is What I Desire

eviscerated-pig:
“albatross-the-fanartist:
“*accordion noises*
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@glassparadigm
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metaldinleyenpic0:

i hate existing but i can’t kill myself

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kipplekipple:

bae-in-maine:

gear65:

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We stan an Queen.

Just casually going to reblog this from myself, because it’s about fucking time everyone accepted that “trans” is not an insult.

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savedbythenotepad:

this image

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is on par with these images

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truly Powerful

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sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

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This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

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AT WHAT

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SHE LAID

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A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

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skinnykookies:

bpdgoner:

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

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Why is this so funny

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anneuaidd:

lesbriian:

lesbriian:

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men are really upset about this huh

gillette: men…we can do better and be better as a whole

men: no

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No… Mr. Money and Life TV…. Please god no not like this… Was it all worth it??

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fuck2everything:

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heathyr:

heathyr:

The intense backlash against the Gillette commercial is a huge indicator that toxic masculinity exists if I’ve ever seen one. The amount of mental gymnastics people are going through to twist it into something offensive is mind boggling

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smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

this post has inspired three different responses

1) people who lack any reading comprehension skills whatsoever and seem to think i’m saying “being into history makes you bad” 

2) history students/historians saying some variation of “tbh this is true”

3) the kind of people my last point was specifying calling me slurs

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invalleumbraemortis:

Idg how ppl are just like sexy and hot like wtf. Is that natural for y’all? Cause my dumb ass make jokes before sex, after sex and during like…. I’m half giggling the whole time like…. how y’all be so serious and attractive and Shit idgi

Maybe this is why I’m still single or why I don’t have sex often

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